Is it 2019 yet?
Scene – it’s 5:40am, our protagonist is sound asleep.
Suddenly, razor sharp claws penetrate the protagonist’s foot. She bolts awake, sitting upright with a loud yelp. A stream of profanity follows, punctuated occasionally by the name “Elsa.”
The camera pans to the foot of the bed where a brown demon with glowing eyes sits with a menacing grin.
The protagonist blinks and looks again to see an innocent-looking brown cat looking at the protagonist quizzically, wondering why the protagonist just shouted her name and flung profanity at her.
The protagonist lies back down, glaring at the cat.
Protagonist: “leave my damn feet alone, Elsa. I’m trying to sleep.”
As the protagonist drifts back to sleep, the cat coalesces back into the glowing-eyed demon and lets out an evil little chuckle.
Well, I didn’t do such a great job of getting this site up and running last year. So I’m taking advantage of the holiday weekend (and my mid-semester break at school) and trying this again…